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Kids, get ready for the rat-race

September 8th, 2008 by Arp

This is exactly what life is about. You get a paycheck every two weeks. We’re preparing children for life.

That would be Michelle Rhee, Washington DC’s school chancellor, providing her rationale for pilot program this fall that will pay kids for showing up, behaving and getting good grades.  Apparently this idea is getting increasing support (like in NYC) and it’s reasonable to expect that nothing good will come of it.  After all, rewards don’t work.  And I can’t imagine that kids without bills and mortgages would give a hoot about a paycheck like every adult working a crap job to make a living.

Ms. Rhee, just stop the blather and say the truth: WE GIVE UP.  We can’t figure out how to motivate children to learn and the best we can do is to dangle a financial carrot and hope someone bites.

And frankly, if you think life is about getting a paycheck every two weeks, maybe you should get a job in a payroll department instead of letting your half-assed mind run a school system.

The article the NYT is referencing is, I believe, this.  Mr. Fisher sums up nicely:

School, as Rhee has often said, should not be a grim, bottom-line enterprise. If you can get kids to discover the satisfaction of mastering new material, you have them hooked. Paying them is the ultimate expression of surrender.

Fryer does not claim to have evidence that his program works, though he hints he will have data this fall indicating some success. But early reports from another New York City pay-incentive program show no such luck: High school students offered up to $1,000 if they scored well on Advanced Placement tests were indeed more likely to take the exams but actually scored lower than those who took the test before pay incentives took effect.

Must 3,000 D.C. students really be subjected to this degrading experiment? We live in impatient times, and Mayor BlackBerry and his dynamic schools chief want to get there right now.

Here, kid, here’s a dollar. Now shut up and learn.


iPhone en Chile / iPhone in Chile?

Originally uploaded by Diego Sepulveda

There are reports of lifeless losers around the world waiting in line for a week for an iPhone. Some of them are attempting to cash in on their feeble attempt at fame, while others are just materialist fanboys/fangirls. What is clear is that 1) they have no life and 2) they have an iPhone fetish.

Now, before any Apple apologists start trolling, I don’t hate the iPhone. Not at all - I would agree that it’s the coolest phone ever. I wouldn’t mind having one some day. But roughing it on a sidewalk for a week to buy one is beyond stupid. If a truck plowed into a line and killed them, it would be one of the lamest ways to go out ever. They would be better off doing something more fulfilling for a week, then buying an iPhone. Here are some ideas:

1. Go camping. Escape the tyrrany of a life ruled by the numbers 9 and 5. Get attuned to the real world by living with nature’s rhythms - wake up with the sun and go to sleep when it’s dark. Amplify that by camping on or near a beach and observe the tides.

2. Spend time with your family. Yeah, I’m sure communicating with your family is easier with an iPhone, but it’s no replacement for actual human contact. Do this with family members you like - I don’t advocate spending a week with the shitheads who hate you. That’s one thing that’s worse than waiting in line for a phone.

3. Go to a drought-stricken country and help people. Buying stuff to make yourself feel good will never be the same after that.

4. Go on a vacation. One week is NOT enough for a vacation, but it’s the best most people can do. (It’s a sad indictment of American values, but that’s a blog for another day.) Get your mind off your job and other responsibilities that suck and free yourself.

Is college worth the money?

April 30th, 2008 by Arp

For many - if not most - it’s not. The cost now is obscene - $160,000 for 4 years. If the goal is not a professional degree or the plain pursuit of knowledge, it’s a waste. A few years back a college acquaintance told me he was going back for an MBA. I asked why:

Him: ‘If I get an MBA, I can be an entrepreneur.’
Me: ‘Um… why don’t you just start a business instead?’
Him: (some blather about needing a degree, degrees opening doors, other nonsense)

People need that time to mature, some say. Perhaps keeping them in high school during some of the most influential times of their lives is the culprit. Kids wouldn’t need a few years to cut loose if they had more control over their lives when they were younger. That was the case for me - from Catholic school to full-blown party animal. No coincidence there - just simple cause and effect. Maybe - just maybe - traditional cultures knew something when they made their coming of age rituals take place around the age of adolescence.

College is also a false, manufactured reality. Spending the majority of your time with people of your own age is about as far from reality as can be. If anything, it prepares you for the day you get stuck in a home for the aged - once again, surrounded by people your own age. Want some reality? There are plenty of ways to do that by interacting with society in general. Learn a trade, start a business, volunteer, get a job.

The world is out there, and you don’t need to be sequestered in an educational institution to find it. Perhaps that made sense when people lived in one place for their whole lives, but not anymore. You don’t need college for travel either. How stupid is it to make such a big deal about studying abroad when you end up spending time in a classroom and doing homework? What a waste! Better to spend the tuition money on actual travel instead of a limited cultural experience.

What about the so-called best years of our lives? Isn’t it sad that 4 years of being sheltered from real responsibilities is considered the best years? What about the 40 years after that? Interestingly, the other time in life that has such a positive vibe is the Golden Years, when you’re retired and have no more responsibilities. With a message like that, no wonder kids fuck around in school. I am so much happier out of school than in, having the ability to find myself, realize my true dreams and work to make them real. Life is tough, but I’ve never had a better time than I’m having now.

Obviously, all of this is colored by my own experience. I went to the best school I could to get the right pedigree. Not that it mattered - I didn’t graduate on time, lied on my resume about graduating and still found a job. Having spent years being guided away from my interests, I studied something practical,economics, which for me was practically useless. Everything I do for income I taught myself - proof that you don’t need a degree or school. My grandfather was a wealthy, self-made business man without a degree. Lots of jobs that require a BA or BS just want some basic proof that the hiree isn’t a moron - or is a pliable drone.

So what’s going to happen with my kids? Whatever they want, I’ll support. They’ll have years to follow their hearts and if they want to go to college, I think they will have good reasons for it. Either for knowledge or a specific educational or professional goal. I think their interests will be obvious by 10 or 12, and I’ll be happy to let their curiosity be their guide.

Thanks to O’DonnellWeb for kicking off my rant.

Wrapping up self-esteem in grades is one thing. There’s at least the slight charade involving the love of learning. Paying students for grades is another thing altogether, and it is, at best, a half-assed band-aid for a critically hemorraging educational system.

That’s my heavy-handed metaphor of the week :-P, inspired by a New York Times article (copied below).

Once I started down the path to becoming an unschooler, one of the things that really bugged me out about school was how it seemed to be a training ground for corporate labor. A ‘good’ class was one that was quiet and behaved, which is exactly how a cubefarm should be. People are pushed to work for an ambiguous goal that has nothing to do with who they are.

The similarities to a corporate job creep me out. The worst job I ever had was working in a financial services company. I took the job for one stupid reason - health insurance - and spent the next year and a half desperately looking for a new job.

It was horrible and soul-less. I didn’t understand why anyone cared or who aspires to be make a middle-management position by 30. Needless to say, I didn’t quite fit in. For future inspiration, I saved my performance review, where it states for posterity, that I need to be more social with the group. Maybe I wasn’t properly socialized after many years of spending 6 months in India during the academic year :-P

But I digress.

I’m now wondering exactly how far away from the mainstream I’ll be in 5 or 10 years. A generation ago I don’t think anyone would’ve considered paying students for grades, except for a few parents here and there. I asked my dad about getting paid for grades once and he was adamantly against it.

Giving an adult a financial incentive to do a thankless job is one thing, but doing the same with children and learning is just plain wrong. I cringed when a friend’s 3 year old said that he ‘like winning because winners get more ice cream.’ I don’t know what will motivate him, or the kids in these schools when they’re older. Will they always need to chase a prize? Will they need some compensation for everything they do? I shudder to think how some of these kids will grow up and view the opposite sex.

Next Question: Can Students Be Paid to Excel?

By JENNIFER MEDINA

The fourth graders squirmed in their seats, waiting for their prizes. In a few minutes, they would learn how much money they had earned for their scores on recent reading and math exams. Some would receive nearly $50 for acing the standardized tests, a small fortune for many at this school, P.S. 188 on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

When the rewards were handed out, Jazmin Roman was eager to celebrate her $39.72. She whispered to her friend Abigail Ortega, “How much did you get?” Abigail mouthed a barely audible answer: $36.87. Edgar Berlanga pumped his fist in the air to celebrate his $34.50.

The children were unaware that their teacher, Ruth Lopez, also stood to gain financially from their achievement. If students show marked improvement on state tests during the school year, each teacher at Public School 188 could receive a bonus of as much as $3,000.

School districts nationwide have seized on the idea that a key to improving schools is to pay for performance, whether through bonuses for teachers and principals, or rewards like cash prizes for students. New York City, with the largest public school system in the country, is in the forefront of this movement, with more than 200 schools experimenting with one incentive or another. In more than a dozen schools, students, teachers and principals are all eligible for extra money, based on students’ performance on standardized tests.

Each of these schools has become a test to measure whether, as Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg posits, tangible cash rewards can turn a school around. Can money make academic success cool for students disdainful of achievement? Will teachers pressure one another to do better to get a schoolwide bonus?

So far, the city has handed out more than $500,000 to 5,237 students in 58 schools as rewards for taking several of the 10 standardized tests on the schedule for this school year. The schools, which had to choose to participate in the program, are all over the city.

“I’m not saying I know this is going to fix everything,” said Roland G. Fryer, the Harvard economist who designed the student incentive program, “but I am saying it’s worth trying. What we need to try to do is start that spark.”

Nationally, school districts have experimented with a range of approaches. Some are giving students gift certificates, McDonald’s meals and class pizza parties. Baltimore is planning to pay struggling students who raise their state test scores.

Critics of these efforts say that children should be inspired to learn for knowledge’s sake, not to earn money, and question whether prizes will ultimately lift achievement. Anticipating this kind of argument, New York City was careful to start the student experiment with private donations, not taxpayer money, avoiding some of the controversy that has followed the Baltimore program, which uses public money.

Some principals had no qualms about entering the student reward program. Virginia Connelly, the principal of Junior High School 123, in the Soundview section of the Bronx, has experimented with incentives for years, like rewarding good behavior, attendance and grades with play money that can be spent in the student store.

“We’re in competition with the streets,” Ms. Connelly said. “They can go out there and make $50 illegally any day of the week. We have to do something to compete with that.”

Barbara Slatin, the principal of P.S. 188, on the other hand, said she was initially skeptical about paying students for doing well. Her students, many of whom live in the nearby housing projects along Avenue D, would surely welcome the money, she said, but she worried about sending the wrong message. “I didn’t want to connect the notion of money with academic success,” she said.

But after a sales pitch by Dr. Fryer, Ms. Slatin said she was persuaded to try. “We say we want to do whatever it takes, so if this is it, I am going to get on board,” she said.

In 1996, P.S. 188 was considered to be failing by the State Education Department, but it has improved dramatically over the last decade. In the fall, it received an A on the city’s report card. Still, fewer than 60 percent of the students passed the state math test last year, and fewer than 40 percent did so in reading.

Teachers at the school said that this year, they had noticed a better attitude among the students, which they attributed to the incentive program. One recent day, fourth graders talked eagerly about the computer games they have been playing to get ready for this week’s state math exam. During the school’s recent winter break, dozens of students showed up for extra tutoring to prepare.

“My teacher told me to study more, so I study,” said Jazmin, who had already taken eight standardized exams this school year. “I did multiplication tables. I learned to divide.” When asked why she took so many tests, Jazmin replied earnestly, “To show them we have education and we learn stuff from education and the tests.”

The students spoke excitedly about their plans for the money. Several boys said they were saving for video games. Abigail said she would use it to pay for “a car, a house and college,” apparently unaware that the roughly $100 she’s earned this school year might not stretch that far. Another little girl said she would use the money simply for food. When asked to elaborate, she answered quietly, “Spaghetti.”

Changing the attitudes of seventh graders seems to be more complicated. At J.H.S. 123 in the Bronx, for example, a seventh-grade English class was asked one morning if there were too many standardized tests. Every hand in the room shot up to answer with a defiant yes. But at the same time, the students all agreed that receiving money for doing well on a test was a good idea, saying it made school more exciting, and made doing well more socially acceptable.

“This is the hardest grade to pass,” said Adonis Flores, a 13-year-old who has struggled in his classes at times. “This motivates us better. Everybody wants some money, and nobody wants to get left behind.”

Would it be better to get the money as college scholarships? Shouts of “No way!” echoed through the room. “We might not all go to college,” one student protested.

So is doing well in school cool? A few hands slowly inched up. But when their principal, Ms. Connelly, asked what could be done to make being the A-plus student seem as important as being the star basketball player, she was met with silence.

For teachers, bonuses come with ambivalence. So toxic was the idea of merit pay for individual teachers that the union insisted that bonus pools be awarded to whole schools to be divided up by joint labor-management committees, either evenly among union members or by singling out exceptional teachers.

Still, nearly 90 percent of the 200 schools offered the chance to join the teacher bonus program are participating, after a vote with each school’s chapter of the teachers’ union. At many schools this year, including P.S. 188 and J.H.S. 123, a decision has already been made to distribute any money they get across the board, and they are trying to include secretaries and other staff members as well.

No teachers were willing to say the rewards were unwelcome, but few said the potential windfall would push them to work harder.

“It’s better than a slap in the face,” said Ms. Lopez, who has taught at P.S. 188 for more than a decade. “But honestly, I don’t think about it. We’re here every day working and pushing; that’s what we’ve been doing for years. We don’t come into this for the money, and most of us don’t leave it because of the money.”

Newer teachers seemed more positive, saying the bonus was a rare chance to be rewarded.

“I tell my students all the time that I can sit in the back and hand them worksheets and get the same amount of money as I do if I stand in front of the class working with high energy the entire time,” said Christina Varghese, the lead math teacher at J.H.S. 123, who is in her 10th year of teaching. “What’s the motivation there? At least this gives us something to work toward.”

It will be months before Ms. Slatin and her teachers know whether they have earned the bonus, but initial test scores are promising. On one test designed to mimic the state math exam, 77 percent of fourth graders met state standards. Roughly half of those who did not were just below the cutoff, making it possible that more than 80 percent of the students would pass the test this year — a virtual dream for the school.

“We want to believe it, but it makes me nervous,” Ms. Slatin said. “Those are not numbers we are used to seeing.”

Someone thinks so.  I’m guessing the target audience would be People Who Can’t Google.  I shouldn’t be surprised as I’m sure someone has been dumb enough to pay the guy/girl.  Fools and their money are easily parted, a fact that has been exploited by many, many people throughout history.  Since the dynamic of the Internet has shifted strongly towards the free & open, I dunno how this person can compete with the laundry list of advice available via Google, but I suppose beer & pizza money isn’t a bad thing.

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