Proof that ducks are way cuter than chickens

September 16th, 2008 by Arp

Robert Shaw as QuintWe’ve always thought that our ducks are just adorable. Unlike chickens, they have beautiful eyes, expressive faces and are just cute & cuddly. Chickens, on the other hand, have hard, soulless eyes & unexpressive faces. When Quint was talking about ‘black, lifeless eyes’ in Jaws, he might as well have been talking about chickens.

We found proof that ducks are cuter than chickens in our library in the form of a histrionic book on avian flu titled The Monster at Our Door. What’s on the cover? (below left) A chicken. An evil-looking, bad-ass, switchblade-wielding willkillyouinyoursleepandeatyourchildren chicken. Look at those eyes. And that beak that will poke your eyes out at the slightest provocation. That is the face of avian flu, or unspeakable TERROR.

monster

duckfluNow to the right is the cover with our adorable ducks replacing the killer chicken. They’re just too damn cute to be threatening. Their faces are soft & expressive, and the worst those beaks could do is scoop some goo out of the corner of your eyes. There is no way in hell that you could sell fear & terror with the face of a duck.  

There you have it - proof positive that ducks are cuter than chickens.

Apparently, McCain picking an inexperienced, provincial wackjob with extreme political views as his VP candidate finally woke up the long slumbering ‘liberal’ media. His choice has completely called into question his own judgement (or if he’s even in charge of his campaign) while totally smacking of a last-ditch effort to get elected - preferably with as little dignity as possible.

The New York Times waited until the media was finally allowed to speak to Palin before writing an editorial on Palin’s worrisome world view.  The strong wording of the editorial reflects the very real concerns about someone with Palin’s views being a major influence in the White House.  But I never expected to see a headline like one of today’s articles: Once Elected, Palin Hired Friends and Lashed Foes.  Ouch - those small town politics won’t go over very well on Capitol Hill, where you have to work with people in spite of your differences.  And Palin may well be one of the last people I’d want speaking to the head of a country with nuclear capabilities.  I doubt the Putins & Kim Jong Ils of the world would respond very well to a ‘take it or leave it’ attitude or other moronic obstinacy.

More non-Fox, non-neocon responses to McCain & Palin:

The Washington Post: ”It’s hard to think of a presidential campaign with a wider chasm between the seriousness of the issues confronting the country and the triviality, so far anyway, of the political discourse… John McCain is a serious man who promised to wage a serious campaign. Win or lose, will he be able to look back on this one with pride? Right now, it’s hard to see how.”

The sensible and thought-provoking Thomas Friedman: ”Who cares how much steel John McCain has in his gut when the steel that today holds up our bridges, railroads, nuclear reactors and other infrastructure is rusting? McCain talks about how he would build dozens of nuclear power plants. Oh, really? They go for $10 billion a pop. Where is the money going to come from? From lowering taxes? From banning abortions? From borrowing more from China? From having Sarah Palin “reform” Washington — as if she has any more clue how to do that than the first 100 names in the D.C. phonebook?”

The Washington Post: “Overall, this was an unsettling interview, with a frustrating lack of follow-up questions. Voters deserve more opportunities for more searching questioning in the short time left before Election Day.”

The columnist Frank Rich: “No longer able to remember his principles any better than he can distinguish between Sunnis and Shia, McCain stands revealed as a guy who can be easily rolled by anyone who sells him a plan for “victory,” whether in Iraq or in Michigan. A McCain victory on Election Day will usher in a Palin presidency, with McCain serving as a transitional front man, an even weaker Bush to her Cheney… The racial component to this brand of politics was undisguised in St. Paul. Americans saw a virtually all-white audience yuk it up when Giuliani ridiculed Barack Obama’s “only in America” success as an affirmative-action fairy tale — and when he and Palin mocked Obama’s history as a community organizer in Chicago. Neither party has had so few black delegates (1.5 percent) in the 40 years since the Joint Center for Political and Economic Studies started keeping a record… How do you run against that flashy flimflam? You don’t. Karl Rove for once gave the Democrats a real tip rather than a bum steer when he wrote last week that if Obama wants to win, “he needs to remember he’s running against John McCain for president,” not Palin for vice president. Obama should keep stepping up the blitz on McCain’s flip-flops, confusion, ignorance and blurriness on major issues (from education to an exit date from Iraq), rather than her gaffes and résumé. If he focuses voters on the 2008 McCain, the Palin question will take care of itself.”

The last point in Rich’s editorial is REALLY strange - Karl Rove, conservative mastermind, giving some useful political advice to the Obama campaign?!  It is, however, a good point - all the attention from McCain has been distracted by Palin, just like his missteps were mostly ignored while Obama & Clinton fought for the Democratic nomination.  Considering the response to the interview, it’s pretty clear that Rove’s right - Obama should focus on McCain and let the Palin issue resolve itself.  (Rove’s editorial was published on Thursday, before Palin’s first interview aired.)

Our little Renaissance boy

September 14th, 2008 by Arp

Last night, M was drawing, using Dot Art markers.  They make lines about 3/4-1″ thick.  I see him draw an upside down ‘V’ and contemplate.  After 20 seconds, he covers the apex with his hand, then speaks to me.

M: Arpy?
A: Yeah?
M: Doesn’t this look like our walkway?
A: Huh?
M: Doesn’t this look like our walkway?
(he turns the paper so I get a better look; pause while I scratch my head)
A: I don’t really understand what you’re saying.
M (losing patience): Doesn’t this look like our WALKWAY? When I look down the walkway it’s gets smaller as it gets farther away.
A (surprised that M seems to have discovered linear perspective): Oh.. yeah, it does.

I love these little surprises when you realize that your children’s minds are always at work, that they are always learning whether we know it or not.  Who knows when he first made the observation about the walkway?  We don’t hear about the exact moment when such a light goes off; we only only know when they explicitly say or do something (when our mind connects the dots).  A big part of unschooling has been trusting that learning happens, and these moments really inspire confidence.

I am ready to move

September 10th, 2008 by Arp

Looks like the move is going to happen in January. I thought I could wait, but I can’t. Because… it’s already too cold. It went down to 50 last night and we’d left the windows open. The house was friggin’ cold in the morning. Sometime around 1pm I felt warm enough to put some shorts on. And now I just went around closing all the windows in the house and am sitting here in a fleece jacket. I despise cold. I thought I’d enjoy this last fall season but … I really can’t wait.


MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

This is one of the coolest animation I’ve ever, ever seen.  Ever.  (really) Of course, that’s colored by me not knowing that anyone made animation out of doors.  Sometimes I think people spend too much time searching for meaning in things.  I’ve been guilty of that and have tried my best to let go and enjoy things for what they are.  Skip the how and why and just enjoy the moment.  I’ve always been interested in learning animation (I see stop-motion Lego films in my future), but this totally blew me away.  The creativity is a wonder to behold and experience.

I really think trying to be more in the moment with my kids has been paying off.  I actually got spooked by some 3D action in Journey to the Center of the Earth.  I felt tangible fear while watching The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger was brilliant).  And now I practically clapped with joy & surprise at this video.  Enjoy :-)

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