Quote of the day
Arp tells me that he’s tired of using his regular razor and paying all this money to buy the refill blades. When they run out, he plans to immediately get a straight razor.
Arp: I’m kicking it old school!
Me: Well, what if you can’t figure out how to use it right?!
Arp: I’m going to figure it out how to use it right or I’m going to die!!!!
Should I be concerned? Maybe I should invest in some new first aid supplies at the same time?
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